When you take a super powerful, long piss after drinking a Jamba Juice smoothie. The urge to take a Jamba piss usually hits suddenly, about 30-45 minutes after finishing a smoothie, and it feels like your bladder is about to explode. There is no warning sign.
Mike: "Hey man, what are you doing in the library?"
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
Jim: "Not much man, just reading some... OH SHIT I GOTTA TAKE A JAMBA PISS, WATCH MY STUFF!!!"
Jim runs to the bathroom.
by J-Rich24 August 3, 2012
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Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
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Joe: "Oh."
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Joe: "Oh."
by weyus August 20, 2013
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Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!
Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.
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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!
Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!
Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.
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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!
Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!
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Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.
Guy 2: Not good, she just took an emotional piss on me.
Guy 1: That blows...
Guy 2: Damn strait.
by Blackpig January 14, 2010
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by Peshka March 25, 2010
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Slouched and hungover, Sebastian turns to Bloomers and remarks:
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours
"Last night was remarkable, truly an Omni-piss"
Bloomers concurred affectionately and then proceeded to vomit into the sink for the remaining sunlight hours
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