Over Protective Syndrome (OPS)

a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.

My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).

by LBiggie August 12, 2009

Protein

An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.

My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.

by Lord Damon October 9, 2009

pirate patch

The REAL true original name for "eyepatch"
As the English language deteriorated over time into various forms of slang, the word "eyepatch" was introduced into society. Thus, incorrectly replacing "pirate patch."

Tina: I really need a pirate patch to wear.

Son" You mean an eye patch?

Tina: Nooo it's really called an pirate patch! Look it up on urban dictionary!

Son: Oh, you're so right, it IS called a pirate patch. I'm so stupid and you're so smart Tina.goshhhh

by ohhhwhatnow October 31, 2009

Pirate's Scratch

Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."

(Cue ball falls into side pocket)

"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."

by Ted MD October 16, 2006

flick the pirates ear

To go down on a girl who has her clit pierced.

I didn't realise Claire had a pirate's ear til I flicked it

by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004

Piratecore

The modern genre of Pirate music sung by modern pirates who play a mix of tradtional pirate music, like accordions, pianos, drums and a man who shouts avast, and a range of modern music, like guitars, turn tables and rapping.

The Bristol Pirate Crew with there pirate pedilow on the waters of Bristol.

by Chris Cottee January 8, 2004

Protein Cannon

another name for a penis.

background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.

Prepare yourself, your girlfriend is about to be blasted by my protein cannon.

by Random Villain April 28, 2004