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Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.
“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”
by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018
mugGet the Panty patrolmug.

booty patrol

When men go driving around lookin for hoes to fuck on booty patrol
by Yourwifemykids August 9, 2023
mugGet the booty patrolmug.

trump patrol

A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country
Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country

oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
by \Isaac cortes/ March 11, 2017
mugGet the trump patrolmug.

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.
I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.
by fifth of forth July 7, 2011
mugGet the patrol widowmug.

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.
Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.
by termiteboy October 18, 2021
mugGet the Stroller patrolermug.

Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
mugGet the Stache Patrolmug.

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014
mugGet the deuce patrolmug.

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