slash parasocial

This is how dangerous parasocial relationships can form. Dream doesn't love you. He can't love you. Dream doesn't KNOW you. He can appreciate you but he can't fucking love you.

emily: “i am in love with dream slash parasocial”

by myphonewastakenwastaken April 18, 2021

parasiked

"Para" from the English word "Paragraph", a *long* extract of text. This is used sarcastically within the context suffixed by "siked" (A term used when saying something you don't really mean) to connote. Simply put, Parasiked translates to "Long, not".

Conventionally an insult or descriptor for someone of short stature, it can also be used in contexts of exaggeration of measurements and values.

Women disliked Tom because he was parasiked.
Wow, I said sarcastically, as Tom revealed his parasiked bank account.

by JoshuaDefined January 15, 2022

Paris Saint Germain

Also known as PSG by the fans. Greatest football club in the world(real football where you actually use your feet).
Only (good)team of the French capital. They play at the "Parc des Princes" a beautiful stadium. L'OM is its main rival and Paris has fucked them in the last 3 years.
Winners of 2 european C2 cups, and various French Cups and Championships

Cmon Paris Allez Paris

by Ronto November 7, 2004

parhar

Mainly referred as the "tilf" known by people as strong, fierce, and intimidating. Is part of the clan called the "allain" many few people know that George is his father. The only person who has ever got a 99 in his teachings.

Protein shakes play a important role in his workout, Mr Parhar exceeds in life and working out. His father "george" is very proud and honored to have him as his "tilf" One may argue that "parhar" is not the strongest of them all, but that is totaly false because only one who knows themselves as the tilf knows that they are the scariest and meanest and tuffest out of them all.

by Bill Sewer April 12, 2008

paris-louise

a horny beast, like Paris Hilton. but sexier. always has loads of men after her, trying to violate her anus. never can keep the same boyfriend for more than a week. tells every man she loves them, and then fucks some other guy to get back at her ex, shes a skatty bitch who cant keep her legs shut.

"hey did you hear about what paris-louise did?"

"yeah, i heard she had 3 guys in her at once"

"damn..thats fucked up"

by jetaimepandapoo August 27, 2009

parasitic twin

In medical circles can refer to twin reversed arterial perfusion, or a subset of conjoint (siamese) twins. Two fetusii develop conjoined, but one (the parasite) does not fully develop and is wholly dependent on his host brother.

In team management refers to a redundant slacker who performs an identical, complete subset of the effort performed by a more capable worker.

a: we have the same job! we're like siamese twins!

b: nah, I do twice as much. you're a parasitic twin

by justsomerandomdude October 14, 2009

Paris Fit

A high level of physical fitness delusion attained by a person who considers poor lifestyle choices to have no detrimental effect to health, stamina and general well-being.

A person who is Paris Fit will believe that having 10 pints, a couple of burgers and a nose bag will not have an adverse effect on a his/her's ability to train well the following day.

by qwertyfail June 2, 2010