Britannian paradox

The britannian paradox is a historic situation where in a Roman britannian governor uses the entire britannian Roman army to attack Rome, but while doing so leaves Britannia to rot.

When this happens he loses all his support back home and can't afford to pay his large army(which is the only thing giving him the ability to take Rome).

The britannian paradox played out often, but as Hegel said, all we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history.

Britannian paradox by @mrkulci June 11, 2021

pitbull paradox 

When something is loved, owned, sought 9r, even hated based upon precieved value it adds by status. Those involved don't understand its care or details leading to mass misunderstanding, precieved danger etc.
The subject is then banned, barred or hunted for that perception until another group determined an injustice and, rally to protect it.

Many non-binary groups have been subject to the pitbull paradox being misunderstood or condemned and hunted until recently we realized it was unjust, unfair and prejudice

pitbull paradox by HungryRobotics June 26, 2021

DonGivAFuk Paradox 

The DonGivAFuk Paradox is when someone simply doesn't give a fuck about your statement, opinion, or anything you have to say. One way to tell if your in this paradox just ask them if they give a fuck. If they say no your in the DonGivAFuk Paradox.

(DestyXV) "You sit in gen till you get iron armor!"
(ThunderStorw) "DonGivAFuk."
(DestyXV) "Well I do!"
(ThunderStorw) "DonGivAFuk!"
This is a DonGivAFuk Paradox

DonGivAFuk Paradox by I.Have.Keyboard to use! August 6, 2021

Chibi Paradox 

This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.

Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!

Chibi Paradox by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021

Bezos paradox 

The term Bezos paradox is used to describe a relationship of two or more people where one must suffer for the other(s) to be happy

"I heard that cambodian child working in that factory is not having a great time"
"But i saw Jeff Bezos happy earlier, think that has something to do with the Bezos paradox"

Bezos paradox by Somebody382 October 28, 2021

Rhidoy paradox

Rhidoy paradox can be described as a person who uses products in the shop before paying for them.

Hey dude, check this out there is an opened bag of chips, seems like rhidoy paradox.

Rhidoy paradox by JackFrogs December 7, 2021

prostitute paradox

when a man claims he is against paying a prostitute for sex, yet gets angry when the woman he is on a date with does not have sex with him when he had paid for said date

guy: yeah dude i paid for the hotel and everything and she didn’t even hook up with me after

guy 2: so you’re basically saying you paid money for the sole purpose of this girl to have sex with you?
guy: no man it’s not the same i swear

guy 2: that’s the prostitute paradox man

prostitute paradox by FlameWeaver March 25, 2022