Creative pain

When you have so much creativity in you ,but, there's too much that it's just pain.

*mild groaning in an art room*
"What's the matter this time?"
"Creative Pain..."

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

Pain Magnet

No matter what this person does, they'll get hurt. They're very unlucky, and even the best of situations can be ruined within a few seconds. Pain Magnets tend to be very kind though... Well... Unless you do something to make them angry. Then they'll cause you pain, or at least try to.

Pain Magnet: Well, it hurt to walk, but I managed to do some of the stuff I had to do
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Pain Magnet: And all this happened because my sister forgot a toy duck in the car
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Other Person That I Didn't Name: Worse things may happen... Y'know... Since you're a pain magnet, but you'll be able to persevere!

by Hi I'm Tori And I Hate Rhymes July 19, 2021

Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.

Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here

by Christato March 11, 2012

pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.

Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.

by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019

Dummy Pain

When you act dumb in response to pain.

“Hey you’ve been talking nonsense all day, are you having dummy pains again?”

by TheCulture January 4, 2019

Pain Juice

Any Vodka combined with a Natural Light or similar watered down beer. It derives it’s name from it’s ability to fuck you up in the most disgutsting of manners.

Max: is that pain juice

James: I don’t care if it tastes like shit it if it gets me fucked up
Bradley: mad respect

by TheWholeDamnLoaf November 17, 2018

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.

"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."

by interwebification June 23, 2021