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When someone likes the smell of a new textbook a bit too much and keeps smelling it, it is a good indicator that there is cocaine hidden in the book, usually around page 39.
Classmate 1: Have you noticed how Classmate 3 keeps smelling his textbook?
Classmate 2: Yeah, he's probably spending the rest of his day on page 39.
by UrbanShmurban October 12, 2020
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Page

A fat ass bitch that your short ass freind likes
Oh my motha fukin gawd page is fat
by Some niglet pipin r mother January 9, 2022
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Landing page

Piece of toilet paper thrown to toilet before pooping preventing water to splash an ass.
That’s a pity I haven’t used the landing page. My ass is really wet.
by Thepunisher69 April 19, 2018
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page turnter

1. A book so good it gets people excessively, sensually, uncontrollably excited to keep turning the pages.

2. The best book review profile on Instagram
"Yo bro, Zadie Smith's new novel is so LIT"
"Yer dude, it's such a PAGE TURNTER"
by page.turnter June 6, 2017
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The Ellen Page Challenge

The rare and incredibly difficult physical challenge that only 10% of people can complete.
"I'm still messed from attempting the Ellen Page Challenge...I wish I had never heard of it..."
by ilovelucy222 May 31, 2018
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Page

He created 'xie hua piao piao' and he is the CEO of plastic emissions. Turtles and VSCO girls hate him but he doesnt give a fuck because he is 'too busy grinding on valorant'. Is extraordinarily racist and doesnt not associate with ni****s.
Customer - Ayo man can i get a plastic bag to hide my wifes aborted foetus from the Chinese Government?
Page - Fuck Youuuu. Get outta my shop ur absorbing all the light with ur blackness
by Obama been Saden May 5, 2021
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