Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014
Get the deuce patrolmug. An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).
Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."
Friend 2: "Finally!"
Friend 2: "Finally!"
by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012
Get the Stache Patrolmug. It means the thirst is real. The chick is looking for "the D." She is on the hunt, the prowl, she wants it now. #thirst #D
by JoeMcyart July 28, 2015
Get the d-patrolmug. by DemonGodAeigis May 11, 2019
Get the Pizza Roll Patrolmug. by termiteboy October 18, 2021
Get the Stroller patrolermug. You are a part of the fastest growing patrol the Pineapple Patrol if you follow PineappleandTheBoom on twitch
by SlickSckell October 31, 2021
Get the Pineapple Patrolmug. Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.
by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018
Get the Panty patrolmug.