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ASMR police

the police of asmr,they use a gun that fires fist emojis
ASMR police 1:fire!
ASMR police 2:bang!
by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
mugGet the ASMR policemug.

Spoiler Police

People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020
mugGet the Spoiler Policemug.

Police bang

When someone bangs on your door so loud, it sounds like the police.
"Why you had to knock on the door so loud Tony? "That sounded like a Police bang!"
by La French August 1, 2014
mugGet the Police bangmug.

Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
mugGet the Police discountmug.

Lakewood Police

The police department of Lakewood Ohio. Lakewood Ohio is a dense suburb in North East Ohio bordering Cleveland. It has a high population of extremist liberals, hipsters, and ghetto trash. Just like the legislation in Lakewood, like the pit bull ban for example, the police are equally idiotic. The Lakewood police are notorious for being typical pigs. They see themselves as a level above citizens, even though they are just citizens themselves, and talk to you as if you are a peasant. Before Lakewood started having large influxes of low income and or unemployed minorities moving in from Cleveland, the police used to openly discriminate against any minorities through brutality and profiling. The Lakewood police will pull up and stop you for crossing in a crosswalk if the light changed and you were still on the road, even if it was literally two more steps to the sidewalk. They will also trespass on your property for lighting a couple firecrackers, during the middle of the day, on the day before the 4th of July and threaten to ticket you and confiscate your fireworks. Those were just two examples of how Lakewood police officers are typical, useless, fart sniffing, arrogant cops.
Lakewood Citizen 1: "Why did I get a ticket for parking in front of my own driveway?"
Lakewood Citizen 2: "That's Lakewood Police for you."
mugGet the Lakewood Policemug.

police officer

a man who protects the whites and harasses the blacks.
Bitch ass police officers all around the school, i cant even park my got damn car without them lookin suspicious!
by mj25 May 16, 2010
mugGet the police officermug.

Police Chase

A black sport in which a black person tries to get chased by a police man by doing something that isn't even against the law/innocent.
I just saw to young African Americans playing Police Chase.
by ukillbabies April 15, 2009
mugGet the Police Chasemug.

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