Independent bass player

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

by E-Dot December 15, 2008

Minecraft Player

A player of the game minecraft. Some can be really cool, and some can be no lives who just sit around with their friends (also no lives) and talk about minecraft. Most minecraft players meet somwhere around the middle. Minecraft players generally make too many references to creepers.

I'm a Minecraft Player

by btingle July 14, 2011

Genshin Impact Player

Someone who plays the online gacha game Genshin Impact.

Person 1: hey I didn’t know you were a Genshin Impact player

Person 2: Yeah! It’s a shame people keep calling a pedophile though.

by Generic_User January 23, 2022

trumpet player

A trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. Trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.

- "Oh i heard you hooked up with Timmy on Friday...Is he any good at kissing?"
- " Of course he is! He plays the trumpet. You do know what they say about trumpet players don't you?"
- " Of course, they're the best kissers."

by soapylemon March 20, 2009

Baritone Sax Player

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"

"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"

by Badass Ian December 9, 2008

Fortnite player

a fortnite player is either a 6 year old with his mum’s credit card or a toxic 19 year old virgin

“I’m a Fortnite Player,” Jeff said

by c4ss December 24, 2019

Xbow Player

Someone who's pride in making clash royale players cry is almost as strong as their desire to suck dicks.

Where did you get so good at riding cock?

Oh I'm an xbow player.

by Crppledizzle December 25, 2021