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Muddy Plough

The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.
Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.
by TheFish July 22, 2012
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Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
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sa poud'

FRENCH EXPRESSION; Pronounced "SAA POODRE"
The state of being high, when you aren't really.
guy wakes up one morning
Guy (To himself): Hey today I have an urge to create a stupid-ass fuckin' exercice that doesn't make sense in this mathbook that we're gonna give to every grade 10 student in Quebec.

Students while doing the stupid-ass fuckin' exercice: Man this doesn't make sense! The guy who did this exercice was probably sa poud' when he made it!
by mathymatwix December 1, 2017
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Maddy Proud

maddy proud is the kind, caring, funny and by far the best netball player ever. Maddy is a big part of her team nsw swifts as she is captain. She is a midcourt player and normally plays WA or C.

She has a book called ‘grace on court’. You can get the book on her website maddyproud.com and read it to yourself or listen the her podcast which also stars her best friend, sophie garbin. Her podcast is called I wrote a book, which you can listen to on Apple Music or Spotify!
by @maddyproud September 14, 2019
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Mrs Plough

I love the new bible teacher at NCHS
Mrs Plough is such a lovely person
by C.Ervin7 November 21, 2019
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n proud

by Annefranksdivacup September 13, 2021
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Zack proud

A short guy who originally had straight hair but got a perm and tells everyone that it is natural his type is short blonde girls with tug bitties and sometimes on the rare occasion Asian girls he will save lots of money while also spending it but if you ask for some he will rip you a new one.
“Who’s that short Asian looking guy with a perm? “
Oh that’s just Zack proud
by Crazyexxgirlfriendxoxo November 22, 2021
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