im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

Adele dick pet

The act of rubbing your dick inside her vagina with your finger inside her butthole.

I was hitting it from the back and she asked for a finger in the ass so I did the old Adele dick pet. Hello from the other side!

by Daniel Trejo December 26, 2018

Steve's Pet Rat

RIP our beautiful pet rat

Who tf knows when they changed it to Steve's Pet Rat- April 15 2021

It is now again Steve Suptic LIVE
Great fan channel since Steve hates youtube SO GOD DAMN MUCH
*sigh*
RIP

RIP Steve's Pet Rat

by FatKooter April 22, 2021

Teacher's pet

A person who is a goody two shoes and suck up to their teacher.

"Oh Miss, you have so much marking to do!" - Liyana S (Teacher's pet) said in a monotone voice

by gossip girlies February 15, 2022

Teacher's Pet

A total loser who noone likes and everyone makes fun of behind their back because they suck up to a teacher, usually laughing at ALL of their bad jokes and commonly ask, "Is there anything I can do to help?", etc.

Ms. Shilderez: (Bad joke)
Anna: Hahahaha, you're so funny!
Sane person: She is SUCH a teacher's pet!
Other sane person: I know, right?!

by nilmerghet February 15, 2019

house pet

A significant other who is mostly ornamental. Someone who you are in a superficial relationship with, usually a ditz kept around mostly for sexual gratification.

Her and I aren't exactly discussing philosophy, she's more of a house pet.

by Chris Hubick July 16, 2008

Car-pet

The name for all of those dirty little footprints left on your car's windshield by wayward cats which are using your vehicle as a place to hang out.

"Hey, I just washed my car yesterday and now its covered with car-pets again! Those stray cats are driving me crazy!!

by Wordielicious November 30, 2010