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Thick as a first grade pencil

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil
by Easyj September 18, 2014
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mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"
by king awesomeness January 21, 2011
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blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.
Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.
by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016
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I'll pencil you in

It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.
"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."
by Jessica May 20, 2004
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pencilled

The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.
Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...
by Richard Manns November 4, 2006
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pencil lead

a word in a song(not to be confussed with pencil lead used in a macanical pencil)
i saw penutbutter in a penutbutter jar
and its soooooo creammmmyyyyy

ooooooo....pencil leadddd......:)
(dont forget to smile)
by Victoria(look it up), Jessica December 17, 2008
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Pencil Pushers

Guys who can't fucking rap, have bad flow, and sound like shit. They, claim to make music, but are really just some kids who make bullshit..
These guys on myspace, they write shit. They call themselves pencil pushers, but they aren't pushing shit.
by JLynn. June 17, 2009
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