Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Paper people

Fake ass people that talk shit about you behind your back people you can't trust

Girl: damn I hate this school
Friend: why

Girl: it's just filled with paper people

by Swag itch July 27, 2016

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009

Paper Dick

Paper Dick, Paper Dick is a game played around a table using a paper ball, the players are trying to keep the paper ball from hitting the ground.

"Let's play some Paper Dick!"
Robbie is sh*t at playing Paper Dick"

by oldmatehighlander May 16, 2021

Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.

I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.

by L J T II February 26, 2021

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

by Master of the beers September 8, 2023

physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).

If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!

by wogglebug February 5, 2021