S Panda

Younger girls who display characteristics of a whore.

Every day I walk through school, s panda's flock like the salmon of capistrano.

by Leington Musin June 21, 2011

Panda sex

Where the man beats his girl so hard with his donger, that you leave black spots all over her body. Alternatively, if a girl takes her boosoms and smacks the man resulting in black spots, equalling in an a very eventful night.

Hey honey, what do you want to do tonight? See a movie, walk in the park, or panda sex?

In a work place setting: "Tammy why do you have so many bruises?" 'Oh, silly Margie, don't you know? Me and my husband have been into panda sex?'

"Ouch ouch! Smack. Smack. Ouch ouch. Whap, whap." Panda sex.

by xAlcide August 11, 2014

Panda Lad

A person (usually Scottish) who loves everything panda... Pandas, bamboo, eye-liner etc.

Is that lad humping a Panda?... Must be a Panda Lad

by paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanda January 5, 2012

panda balls

Metal balls used to massage the palms of your hand and are usually decorated with asian artwork such as pandas.

Avoid banging the panda balls together violently.

Beginners should start with small balls and move gradually into larger sizes.

Clean them with oil.

Hee hee...

by La'Wanda August 2, 2007

Awkward Panda

v. a person who sticks out in social situations

not well liked

usually used as a filler person at parties when you need a even number

someone you feel bad for, but still is not generally liked

wow um... your brothers here... thats a little awkward panda isn't it?

or

ok were are inviting the awkward panda because we need an even number at the party but there will be alot of people so you wont have to talk to him/her

by The Great and Powerful Oracle October 26, 2009

PANDA BEAR

1. (n.) large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
2. Someone with large deposits of fat on their upperback.

Did you see the fat rolls coming out of her dress? what a panda bear.

by lmills December 16, 2007

Crouching Panda

The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.

"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."

by Chase61 January 26, 2010