Watch your own bobber

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.

Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber

by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 March 01, 2017

Fucked by your own bananas

derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over

Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas

by orangecrush1221 May 04, 2008

Do your own research

A phrase meaning "Google until you find something that agrees with you". Typically used to pretend the person saying it is somehow smarter than all of the experts.

I don't believe in government vaccines, COVID is the flu, and masks don't work! Do your own research!

by BaronCoop July 29, 2021

Up your own ass

Constantly refers themself as being amazing at something

Keith, your're up your own ass all the time.

by Magic carpet June 10, 2017

smell your own

take a look at your own actions, appearance, attitude , and behavior before you assess someone else!

stevie called me a slut but i said 'smell your own'; dude, he slept with more people in a month than i did all year!

by scar belle March 20, 2009

I own you bitches

Means that you are superior to a group of others, in control, the boss, etc.

On its own - i.e. I own you bitches...

by jat December 16, 2004