He’s an amazing boy with curly blonde hair that is always taking. He’s so funny and I’ve liked him for so long but I can’t tell him because it would ruin our friendship. So if you ever see this, let me know.
by chyannewyoming November 26, 2019

A sexy beast with a ginormous cock. Usually black but hates niggers. He works generally as a part time Nazi and has sex with dead Jews. A nice guy.
by Jdjzodndodnj February 19, 2017

Hard as nails and sexy as fuck , knocks men out at the age of 16 wears a gold chain and never takes off his tank top , is an absolute lethal weapon and takes any girl he wants
by Italktruthcoyle November 20, 2022

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems
Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.
by LordFerpez March 9, 2021

"Yeah i saw billy flirting with another girl, she was our teacher!"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"
"damn he is such an owen masterson"
by Julia_penis_glitter January 23, 2018

This is a fag. A o-j is usually a little shit and a npc. Owen keller also enjoys riding black cock every odd day of the week.
by fatcoc202 March 22, 2022
