Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Paper people

Fake ass people that talk shit about you behind your back people you can't trust

Girl: damn I hate this school
Friend: why

Girl: it's just filled with paper people

by Swag itch July 27, 2016

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

by Master of the beers September 8, 2023

physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).

If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!

by wogglebug February 5, 2021

Toilet paper

Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.

example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?

by vibing.moth385 March 14, 2020

destruction paper

formerly known as "construction" paper, it is the brightly colored paper thicker than writing paper used for art and craft projects. Renamed due to the expansive amount of left over scraps that destroy the planet through waste, destroy the room the project was made in and destroy the table that it gets glued to accidently.

"You have five minutes to clean up that mess you made with the destruction paper or you're going to be grounded"

by Sinnnamin February 4, 2010