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An Offerman

A gay man who tries to hide being gay by growing a beard and adopting masculine traits and a masculine personality.
Did you see Chris’s new lifted truck, he’s such an Offerman.”
by Ginjaninja1234 March 8, 2020
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Sex offender

A person who looks like YOU!!!!!
Hey are u ok
No because ur a sex offender
by Cocoharris August 27, 2019
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Offensephobe

Noun. An individual who is preoccupied with causing offense. An individual who punctuates their speech excessively and often needlessly with the words "no offense". An individual who uses these words at inappropriate moments. An individual who takes extreme and often times annoying measures to ensure that he or she is not causing anybody offense.
Waiter: "Sir, are you enjoying your steak"?
Customer: "Yes, it's delightful. The flavors work so well together! And that white wine I picked was nice, but no offense I think I'd like to try some red now".
Waiter: wtf?

Cashier: "Your total is $75.44 maam".
Customer: "Here you are. Uhhh no offense, but if those britches don't fit my husband, may I exchange them"?
Cashier: wtf?

When Pedro forgot his backpack inside his home and made the bus driver wait 2 minutes for him, he apologized 5 times, promised to change the vehicles oil, and brought the driver his mother's homemade churros the next day. Pedro is a real offensephobe.
by Juz4workn January 28, 2010
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Offensive joke

What 90% of white boys humor is based of. Offensive jokes is basically racism, homophobia/transphobia etc. hidden under what they call humor.
1: That Offensive joke was racist

2: You’re such a snowflake, it’s just a joke
1: It can still hurt others

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2: Why didn’t George Floyde just breathe? his nose and mouth are so big
1: That’s literally racist
2: No chill, it’s just a joke

CMON BOYS, WHERE IS THE FUNNY IN THAT?
by Eliorb July 1, 2020
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Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck
Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"
by Beans_bois July 16, 2019
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Sex offender

A person who cracks a joke that offends Non-binaries
Me: *Cracks an Offensive joke towards Non-binaries*

Friend: Woah man, You're a Sex offender
by My big black ass June 30, 2017
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every so often

The Hickish or White Trash way of saying periodically.
We went to visit them every so often.
by Wolga September 3, 2008
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