otter pop

a) a delicious frozen treat served in a thin plastic rapper.
b) the act of a male sea otter repeatedly hitting a female sea otter on the nose (often drawing blood) until the female is submitted into coitus
c) humans acting out the sea otter ritual in b; coercing a female into sex

a) this otter pop is delicious
b) *splash* there goes another otter pop
c) if she says no, it's otterpop time; why are you otterpopping that girl, she'll put out with anyone

by hellen haven September 2, 2005

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric June 27, 2006

Wetter than an otters pocket

More than utterly useless

Focusing on the race ratio in the us navy instead of fixing said us navy is wetter than an otters pocket! We need to be war ready, not focus on shtuyot.

by Sexydimma May 24, 2021

ostercamp

a rare beautiful creature found in oklahoma.

i saw an ostercamp near OKC yesterday

by mikeythamikey April 23, 2010

otterwaffle

Somebody that you dislike or pity. Usually swaggots or school peasants. Pity them all.

Person 1: Oh.. do you see that person with the swag shirt?
Person 2: yeah. Poor thing.
Person 1: They are definitely an otterwaffle.

by Castiel's Consulting Timelord May 19, 2014

Ottering

When you fuck a girl in the ass while wet so good you fuck her until her body dries then continuing to eat her ass

Last night was so good we were ottering

by Adhloiyt November 16, 2017

osterman

Osterman from the German culture; using oste from the Latin word meaning omniscient. Osterman's are athletic and usually only has one girl in the family. The firstborn and second born child get the girls. The third born gets the guys. The fourth born gets nobody and the fifth and sixth born get girls.

Man all those Osterman's are athletic but that fourth child is ugly

by Matt3756 February 8, 2018