crap holder

a motherfucking shit head who has liquid doo-doo for brains

Josh:do you know shanel hill?
cameron:yeah that bitch is a crap holder

by the cobra February 24, 2005

crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

by Da Definer November 7, 2006

piece of crap

Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.

mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"

by Unconditional Elysium July 8, 2006

crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.

Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."

by seanfiend13 September 16, 2008

crap basket

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.

Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.

by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 16, 2009

stupid crap

1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.

2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.

3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart

4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.

Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online

by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014