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Nintendo’s skanky whore

Hey there Jurre! Its me Joeri! Lets have a threesome with Nintendo’s skanky whore.
by JoeDenRi May 25, 2020
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Nintendo DS

The console with a battery that will last until the end of time.
"Look at my Nintendo DS!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 8, 2024
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Nintendo Magic

A moment in any Nintendo game when the entire world seems to have teamed up against you. Generally used in instances of multiple cheap items used upon a player in Mario Kart, especially in the third lap when less than 30 feet from the finish line and in first place.
"I was in first place until Nintendo Magic happened to me."

Friend 1: "Blue Shell, POW block, and lightning all at once?!? And ten feet to the finish! How the hell is that possible?!?!?

Friend 2: "Nintendo Magic"
by ravensfreak December 29, 2010
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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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Nintendo Ninjas

They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.
Nintendo NInjas are nothing but jokemen.
by anonymous March 7, 2024
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Nintendo

(noun) Slang for Nintendo Entertainment System.

Coined in the early 1980s.
Hey dude, wanna play on my nintendo?”
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
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