New York Traffic Jam

When the female is having anal sex in the cowgirl position. She commences flatulence into gradual deification, as the man is about to climax.

Brandon "Dude! She totally did the New York Traffic Jam on me last night. I still can't get rid of the stain."

New York Traffic Jam by Fridaynightdelight March 4, 2013

New York City Welcome 

When, shortly after moving to New York City, you get jumped and have everything of value stolen. As if moving to NYC wasn't expensive enough.

James was on his way home from working late at his new job on Wall Street when two guys on the Subway gave him a New York City Welcome. Don't wear a Rolex on the F line at 2AM.

New York City Welcome by bkguy October 1, 2013

New York Yankees 

A baseball team that has enough money to buy a European country, but still cannot make the playoffs.

The New York Yankees can suck a dick

New York Yankees by ispeakthetruth101 January 18, 2015

New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.

Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.

New York Hooper by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017

new york oatmeal bowl 

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.

i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

new york oatmeal bowl by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018

New York Rock Candy

The act of a girl shitting on your penis and waiting for it to dry until it becomes crusty and then often fucking it afterwords.

Omg that girl gave me the New York rock candy last night.

New York Rock Candy by BleachDrinker2000 March 29, 2019

New York Yankees 

The shittyest most arrogant team in baseball.

New york Yankees lose to the Red Sox once again 6 to 2

New York Yankees by Shan-a-fer January 11, 2008