fuckn'near

A close call. Allmost

I'm fuckn'near genius. Danm I fuckn'near wrecked my truck.

by swhacker March 3, 2014

seared near

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare

1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near

by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014

emotionally nearsighted

When you let in-the-moment emotions drive your decisions because you only see how good they are for you in the short term, not how much they will likely fuck you over in the long term.

She is so emotionally nearsighted that marrying "Mr. Right Now" seemed like a better decision than waiting for "Mr. Right."

by rollercoasterbaby October 17, 2015

soy negado

to be bad at doing something

soy negado para bailar

by tiapilu January 26, 2017

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

Pre Near Death Experience

A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

Peleg Nagar

Peleg is a very smart person and has a huge dick

girl 1: you hard about Peleg's shlong

gurlll 2 : yeeeeeeeeee

I have such a ''Peleg Nagar'' shlong

by I like peleg November 22, 2021