tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010

West Virginia white needle back

An infection of the spine caused by shooting up drugs, (mainly heroin)through the intravenous route while claiming the infection was obtained via a spider bite.

I think the new patient got bitten by the West Virginia white needle back.

by BLACKHEATHER June 2, 2014

friend in need

A friend who you only talk to when you need something

I need the math homework. James is my friend in need, he'll do it for me

by Tass1 September 1, 2017

pokey poke no need to smoke

A classic sentence from a friend of mine

(friend): hi
(good friend): pokey poke no need to smoke\
(friend): sweet

by Emzillagon October 3, 2020

we need to talk

You are fired.

About your behaviour at last night's company bbq...well... we need to talk.

by Sparkles! September 20, 2003

Dick Needy Ass Goblin

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.

The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

by rejectedrainbow November 26, 2010

Peas and Needles

Pins and needles, but with peas. Softer, more gentle. Not as violent and doesn't disable you when getting off the bus.

Damn, my legs gone numb! Better hope for peas and needles.

by Furrymangoes April 13, 2010