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Wet Narcissus 

The combination of coke and viagra, usually snorted, used to keep the party going. Most common among older gay men, who need that extra lil umph, upstairs and downstairs. Hard revelry, if you will...
"Do you have that Wet Narcissus, Nic? That cute 23 year old voguing on the bar at Vandams might run circles around me in bed if I don't do some combo linez."
Wet Narcissus by Dirty Daddy January 15, 2013
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Cultural Narcissism

In the wake of mass nigga moments The left forced all males to take it up the ass and appreciate and respect their cultural narcissism.

Collective Narcissism 

And the fucked up part about it is in the beginning I said it was "Collective Narcissism." Didn't I? Yes. Yes I did. I would talk about it all of the time. You're 5 years behind and I'm still not getting credit.
Hym "Isn't that wild that I can actually say that 'A lot of our problem is a form of Collective Narcissism.' Look at that!"

Iam "That was me..."

Hym "Great job me!"

Dr. Jeepjorp "You're one of the narcissists."

Iam "Aw, hey! It's Dr Jeep..."

Hym "So are you shit-ass! 'They are who we thought they were!'~That one guy. That is hilarious! And what do I get? You guys are handling this all wrong my guy. Not to piss in your bed or anything. I don't think I could live your life better than you. It's the other way around. You can't blame me for watching the game and seeing a fumbles. I should call you guy team fumbles. A man ahead of his time. The ultimate innate psychoanalysts prowess. I just wish I could see the looks on your faces when you realize I'm right about some of this shit. I can't even image."
Collective Narcissism by Hym Iam September 13, 2022

Moral Narcissism 

It is a narcissism that emanates from a supposed personal virtue augmented by a supposed intellectual clarity.

When you defend and say that what you believe, or claim to believe or say you believe—not what you do or how you act or what the results of your actions may be—defines you as a person and makes you “good.”
John: "You are what you say you are. You are what you proclaim your values to be, irrespective of their consequences. If you say you support something good but do nothing towards that good you are still good"
Peter: "That's moral narcissism and you know it."
Moral Narcissism by Nazalath March 3, 2023

Malignant Narcissism 

Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?
Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"

Egocentric Narcisist

A Egocentric Narcissist is characterized by extreme self-centeredness, a constant need for admiration, and a lack of empathy for others. They often manipulate people for personal gain and have an inflated sense of self-importance while diminishing the achievements of others.
She couldn't tolerate his behavior any longer; he was an Egocentric Narcisist who cared only about himself and showed no empathy for anyone else.

Working with him was a challenge because he proved to be an Egocentric Narcisist, always seeking praise and recognition while disregarding the contributions of his colleagues.

Lexical Narcissism 

Lexical Narcissism (n). The behavior or mindset, often exhibited by political or academic elites, wherein language is weaponized to project intellectual superiority while avoiding substantive debate. It involves redefining common terms, inflating semantic complexity, and using obscure phrasing to intimidate or derail opposition. The goal is not clarity, but dominance through confusion.
Lexical narcissism is the arrogant left-wing belief that they’re the only ones who understand how words work, the only ones educated enough to define philosophy, science, or language itself. It’s not intelligence. It’s gatekeeping. They don’t argue to clarify. They argue to dominate through semantics, hoping you’ll give up out of exhaustion, not reason.

They call it nuance. I call it what it is.
Lexical Narcissism by WTFX May 17, 2025