A hobo that when it severe thunderstorms or hurricanes, will seek shelter in the nearest building or open door they can find.
by indyboy55 November 5, 2017
Get the Rain Hobo mug.The undeniably suave and sexy demeanor exhibited by a select few homeless and transient people in the world. Known to stir a sense of secret admiration and passion in the hearts of middle and upper class women everywhere.
To the homeless dude I caught sleeping on my back porch...
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
"I was going out to do yoga by my Koi pond , when I tripped over you and kicked you in the head. You screamed a line of expletives at me as you ran over to the wooden fence and tried to scale it. Judging by the empty bottles of wine by my door stoop, I guess you were still a little tipsy. Still, I couldn't help thinking how you has some serious Hobo Swagger goin on, with your multiple dirty coats, and the way you tripped over the kiddy pool and fell in. My husband is out of town, so maybe next time you can come inside and do some chores for me (wink ,wink)."
by Ximenez4339 February 26, 2018
Get the Hobo Swagger mug.The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.
This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.
Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.
by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017
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by stingray1010 February 1, 2018
Get the hobo burger mug.This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?
by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021
Get the hobo's ketchup mug.The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.
by kdbamaman November 11, 2012
Get the Hobo Blumpkin mug.When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.
your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...
by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012
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