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andres mora 

he works at mcdonalds, enjoys his life in the basement with his cats, still loves to have his mother make him food in the morning. Andy has a rough time in life, yet he still goes on living. this guy needs help though, as he may have a slight case of living with hooligans in the silence of his mind.
man! Andres Mora is the opposite of anything I would ever want to be!
andres mora by somerandomasshole69 November 30, 2017
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joe mora 

Joe Mora will steal your memes and your girl and his BFF will roast you harder than your mom whipped you last night
Omg joe mora stole finessed another girl
joe mora by M3M3 L0RD February 3, 2018

Tyso mora 

The weakest of the human species

Allergic to beer on account of being soft

A giant walking yeast infection
Tyso mora can’t come for a beer he his to busy curling his pubes
Tyso mora by Tyso mora July 6, 2018

Alex Mora 

Person 1: who is alex mora
Person 2:the guy who likes judy hops in her sexy maid outfit
Alex Mora by Sushi3k January 6, 2022
Things that make weak people bend over and take it in the rear from society.

Fuck 'em.
Guy 1: Let's go steal shit.
Guy 2: Nooo, that's baaaad. We shouldn't. Think of the morals!!!

Guy 1 shoots Guy 2.
Morals by apfunction January 12, 2010

jigsaw morality 

"Moral" argument against gay or lesbian sex on the grounds that "the parts don't fit", as though bodies were supposed to be parts of a jigsaw.
Rome and Topeka have chimed in again with their discussion on how the seam line doesn't match up. More jigsaw morality.

Oops ... I just realised, our parts don't fit, umm, let's call it off. Hey, hold on, I know ... wanna go bowling?
jigsaw morality by Fearman January 15, 2008
merals are food lovers, you could usually point out a meral by their stomach if it's wide and big and looks like a walking chubby potato.

it means the female deer in turkish, probably because they will fucking knock you out in a second

they also laugh like monkeys (an actual meral told me this )
they laugh also like a dying hippo ( i heard an actual meral )

not all merals are like this though, often they are sweet and nice but the one i know....is a hippo
be careful on the food your like a meral
Meral by Author and writer December 11, 2020