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montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
"dont be like montana"
by Kathy lover April 25, 2023
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Montana

Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
Girl: Eww she looks like a total Montana
by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019
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Montana Molotov

A Montana Molotov is when you piss in a glass bottle, freeze it, then stick it in a girls ass until it thaws.
After I finished my beer, I had to piss so I ended up giving my girl a Montana Molotov.
by WideUterusGeorge November 4, 2021
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Montana Cinnamon Roll

While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.
I met this heifer at the bar last night, totally gave her a Montana Cinnamon Roll!
by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021
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Montana Webster

Is a simp for animated men twice her age.
by Thiccthiccdaddy69 November 16, 2021
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Montana

Montana is the hottest girl you’ve ever seen,like so stunning she plays volleyball brown eyes and brown hair and kind,loyal,lovely and beautiful if your a lesbian your pussy is wet and your straight your dick is rock hard and throbbing
You: wow did you see that now I have a boner all because of Montana

Me: right my pussy is soaked
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Montana Mutton Buster

This involves a ball gag, sheep skin coat, (or sheep costume) and very rough anal sex
After finding out about Marissa cheating on me I gave her the Montana mutton buster last night
by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021
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