a. Cult with the hottest girls ever
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
b. Cult with some hot guys as well
c. 98% of Utah
d. 98% Republicans
e. Mecca=BYU Utah
f. Accused of polygamy
g. A series of unbelieveable rules, restricting oneself from drinking, drugs, sex, interaction, dress, immodesty, laguage, and political belief, all to become a better person
by jane May 13, 2005
Get the Mormon mug.Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.
Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.
by Kentucky Law Student April 20, 2006
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a monion is when a guy is having sex with a girl with a fake eye and when hes about to come she takes out her eye and he comes in it
by kangi October 30, 2007
Get the monion mug.Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.
1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008
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A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.
A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.
Guy 1-Dude I did the Reverse Mormon last night.
,
Guy 2-How'd it go?
Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.
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Guy 2-How'd it go?
Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.
by VanillaFudge January 2, 2011
Get the Reverse Mormon mug.after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.
hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.
by gallipoli January 16, 2005
Get the mormon mug.1. A bad mistake
2. An arrogant person who strives to make themselves feel better by making fun of others.
2. An arrogant person who strives to make themselves feel better by making fun of others.
1. Carl, hitting on that fat chick was such a monson!
2. Dude, making fun of that retarded kid only makes you a monson.
2. Dude, making fun of that retarded kid only makes you a monson.
by mlb1497 August 21, 2005
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