A slut mom is a married woman, at least 40, who gets off dressing sexy and being a slut for her son's friends, or daughter's boyfriends. She loves to wear as little as possible and let them see her tits and ass. Then as she gets drunk she will let them fuck her.
Kathy is a true slut mom. Whenever her son has friends over she always wears mini skirts with no panties, never wears a bra, and sometimes even wears a tiny thong bikini or see thru lingerie. At her sons graduation party she wore her shortest mini skirt that let the young men see her sexy ass and a cut off tee shirt that showed off her perky tits. As the day wore on she let them feel her up and flashed them every chance she got. She ended up letting all them use her married pussy in her bed room.
by btld October 11, 2007
Get the slut mommug. Misuse of meme. Typically, when someone is incorrect about their meme usage, you mention mom to alert them of the error.
Guy failing: "I think Master Chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything."
Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"
Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"
by themanwholies January 7, 2011
Get the Mommug. The best person to ever lay eyes on, she's even better than mango in the summer and giraffes during winter. She'smine tho you can't steal her.
by Bee_in_a_treehouse_ November 19, 2021
Get the your mommug. by RealDefinition12828 October 14, 2021
Get the Johnny’s mommug. A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.
by paleo dude May 4, 2012
Get the cave mommug. verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.
by VannAleXX January 9, 2012
Get the mom seatbeltmug. by e gay sports November 26, 2019
Get the Yo mommug.