Mermaid

A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.

Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.

by White_trash88 June 26, 2021

Mermaid

Trucker slang for a DOT enforcement agent specializing in commercial vehicle enforcement. So named because they are cunts with scales that try to ruin your day

Careful man there’s a mermaid on the off ramp

by A4490 September 15, 2021

Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event

Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole

by bloodmon October 13, 2021

Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet

Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.

by Mutterdata October 19, 2021

Merasia

the baddest of the baddest the most beautiful speciment on earth , the smartest most creative and talented person of all time is "merasia" .

"merasia" is the best person ever .

by devswife November 21, 2021

mermelada

Is the baddest perra loves melon

Mermelada a gold digger

by anonymous November 21, 2021

mermedina

-chronic illness to the lips

-auto immune disease

YOU WILL DIE OF THIS DISEASE WITHIN 5 MINUTES

ew peter your mermedina is ew

by mitzi0_0 November 8, 2021