7 March

Best girls have birthdays on this day!!

person: when it's your birthday?
girl: 7 March why?
person: oh hell yeah. I thought because you know, at 7 March the best girls have birthdays.

by iambossiknow October 11, 2020

March 27th

The best people were born on this day

"When were you born"
"March 27th"
"No wonder your the best!"

by Angvil October 16, 2019

March 7

the day the telephone was invented

Dude:yo bro the fucking telephone was invented on March 7
bro: dude, sweet

by AlexTannertv October 14, 2011

march 21

the birthday of the epicest person to ever live on planet earth. this was a little boost for my ego. :))

dude 1: bro when’s your birthday

dude 2: march 21st my dude
dude 1 in his head: i must be friends with this dude he’s epic

by amazing sushi January 9, 2020

March 3

The day where the best people were born

I’m born March 3

by Memeulous rulez May 5, 2020

14th of March

Steak and Blow Job Day

Hey darling, its the 14th of March, you know what that means :-)

by WMHGrun March 14, 2017

March 29

the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.

nah she’s born March 29 she ain’t showing up

by sassy snake October 28, 2019