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Message in a bottle

When you take an empty resealable plastic bottle and squeeze the air out and fill it with a stinky fart and cap it. Finally you find an unsuspecting victim and open it and squeeze out the fart in their face.
My buddy was needing a payback for his shenanigans toward me so I gave him a message in a bottle.
by I_am_from_spain August 6, 2017
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Subliminal Message

Definitely the best upgrade for the Chinese in Command & Conquer Generals. It increases the healing and increased fire rate of propaganda by another 25% permanently for only 500 $. Nuke Overlords + Propaganda Tower + Subliminal Messaging = Teh Ep1c W1nz0rzzz!!!!!11111111
by Aquifex July 17, 2009
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Mesacindian

A person of mixed Mexican and Native American (Indian) descent that hails from the city of Mesa, Arizona. Mesacindians almost always have hideous teeth, homely and distraught looking faces, and tip less than 8% when dining out.
Dude, that Mesacindian only tipped me $5 on a $100 tab.

Wow, I would never insert my penis into a Mesacindian girl.

The only people with worse teeth than British people are Mesacindians.

I would rather watch videos of baby lambs being slaughtered for veal than look at a Mesacindian for longer than 2/10ths of a second.

I almost puked in my own shit when I reminisced of seeing a bunch of Mesacindians at Walmart at Mesa Riverview.
by RLR The Beard November 9, 2010
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Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"
by marvin February 17, 2005
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Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.
A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.
by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010
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Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.
Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!
by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008
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mira mesa high school

Mira Mesa High School, a former ghetto school in the early 2000s that somehow turned into the highest perforning in SD, thanks to the crackdown of gangs like the Asian Crips and the gentrification of the place from the high income housing projects in east mira mesa
Mira Mesa High School no longer the ghetto, SRHS the new ghetto school in North County
by CartersSons1973 October 23, 2019
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