Mayonnaise

An instrument

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.

by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017

Mayonaise

Mayonaise is an instrument. if you dont believe me look at this video called: is mayonaise an instrument? On youtube.

Is mayonaise an instrument?
Yes. Yes it is.

by Nataro December 28, 2017

mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.

"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."

by whomstpumpkin June 14, 2018

Mayonnaise Hands

After you eat a jar of mayonnaise with your bare hands and your hands are sticky and it looks and feels like you came on your hands.

Brad: Yo I shook Chad's hand and it felt like there was cum on it
Jacob: No I think he just has mayonnaise hands.

by Lil Mayonnaise June 22, 2018

Mayonnaisey

Having too much mayonnaise

Are these crab cakes too mayonnaisey?

by Mayo boy June 30, 2018

mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.

Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!

by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018

mayonnaise cough

A hearty cough that produces a large amount of phlegm with the appearance and consistency of mayonnaise.

He politely covered his mouth with one hand when he coughed; unfortunately, it was a mayonnaise cough.

by HorsebusterPRIME May 9, 2018