Microwave-meal mates are people who you become 'close friends' with over a very short period of time by asking too many personal things in the early stages of the friendship and thus, creating the illusion of being close, when in reality,
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
it is a very forced and superficial way to get to know someone (e.g. playing 21 questions or truth). While this is a quick and easy way to become 'close' with people, the quality of the friendship isn't good and it doesn't last long, kind of like a microwave-meal. Slow-cooked meals are always better, just like friendships which take their natural course to becoming close and age like fine wine.
Jealous best friend: wow, you and the chick from the party last month have gotten pretty close.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
Best friend: nah, she's just a microwave-meal mate. I'll probably forget she exists in a couple of months.
by kaneeky June 01, 2017
by Blueford December 31, 2018
A Roblox player (male/female) typing "123 for bf/gf" in chat to find a partner. The Robloxian mating call is commonly heard in Boys & Girls Hangout, The Complex, Adopt and Raise a Cute Baby, etc.
My little brother, Pablo was role-playing on Roblox, and used the Robloxian mating call to find his mating partner.
pablominecraft2009: "123 for hot bf"
kittenlover1234567890: "123"
pablominecraft2009: "123 for hot bf"
kittenlover1234567890: "123"
by F0R7N1T3N0SC0P3R October 30, 2019
Someone of the same sex who you hang out with enough to consider your life mate, but not in a gay way.
by enough of this shit, it's shit January 18, 2009
A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac
John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange
by Jaiden Gary October 25, 2019
A 's'cuse me mate' is either a male or female who approaches you to ask for something. The opening line is always 's'cuse me mate'..... Nine times out of ten they request a small sum of money ranging from 10p to 50p. There's often an elaborate story behind this such as having to make a phone call or getting a bus to Rochdale.
*Casually walking through Manchester City Centre and a scruffy looking man approaches*
s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'
s'cuse me mate... have you got 20p to borrow, cos what is it is yeahh, I've gotta get to Rochdale to pick up my job seekers intit'
by Tony Fishfingers December 16, 2016
(in the pub, at a table with one empty seat)
Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?
you: yes
Randomer: ...
You: My mate dave
Randomer who wants the empty chair at your table: Hi is someone sitting here?
you: yes
Randomer: ...
You: My mate dave
by Slackjawjohn March 03, 2007