Melanie Martinez

Beautiful person who dyed their hair split because of a disney villain and just made their new movie k-12 on september 4th 2019 shes been working on it since 2016 after her crybaby album and she just released her new song copycat ft Terra whack

Hey do you know who melanie martinez is? No..

by ?Melanie's cookie♡ March 19, 2020

Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

by blackice03 April 28, 2006

martinsburg high school

A school in the ghettos of West Virginia. Located in the panhandle along with Hedgesville High, Mussleman High, Washington High, and Jefferson High.

School colors: black and orange

School mascot: bulldog
School academics: suck
School sports: that's all we know

There's a bullet hole in the lunchroom window at martinsburg high school.

by artsygirl2011 April 8, 2010

martingrove

A street in the city of toronto which ends near rathburn and starts near steels. Route 46 of the ttc takes this road.

I drove down Martingrove.

I took the 46 buss down Martingrove.

by Flipy3 January 13, 2008

Martin

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.Martin is someone who will fall in love with Edith

Oh, how I love Martin. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.

by Goodturtle October 8, 2019

NJ Martin

NJ Martin is the scientific name for a wide variety of things.

Heres a few words that NJ Martin works in conjunction with;
Pimp, Baller, Mack, Beast, Goon, Thug, Gangster, High Roller, G'd Up, Fresh, Money, Green, Mulah, Doja, Kush, Crack Slangin' Beast, 25 inch long penis.

Brittney - I sure wish I had an NJ Martin

Tiara - Girl, I wish I did too, Then I wouldn't have to do nothing with my piece of shit life except sit around the house and be a lazy whore even more than my good for nothing ass is now, and suck my NJ Martin's dick every 5 minutes.

Brittney - Yes girl, I feel you... That's the life I wanna be living. Please Jesus send me a NJ Martin.

by -NJ- January 16, 2011