The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024

Mars is a really kind person who deserves all the love in the world. They are totally not a ybc character. They are the sweetest, most understanding and loving person there is. If u have a Mars in your life try to keep them happy and be nice to them. They deserve the world<3
by Lilfock November 20, 2021

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?
by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet.
If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings.
Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while!
You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway. You're so fruity it stinks.
If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings.
Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while!
You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway. You're so fruity it stinks.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021

You fa-mar-char, what was that for
by Darrylict February 8, 2023

Mars is the sexiest-annoying person you’ll meet. They will drive you insane with their good looks and atrocious personality. Mars is very kickable but you would never want to mess with their precious face.
“Look Mars is singing Taylor Swift again.”
“God Swifties are so annoying but Mars is so hot I can’t look away.”
“God Swifties are so annoying but Mars is so hot I can’t look away.”
by only correct definitions November 24, 2021

Mars is an amazing person. He is intelligent, funny, sweet, hardworking,handsome, sexy and hot. My Mars? He is almost perfect
by Nygazuki March 7, 2022
