Maple Blood

- A Modern Canadian slur created by americans and their 17 year old population.
- Meaning; A person or persons who are living in Canada, derived from the idea that their blood is maple syrup (A Canadian staple) and freezes like everything else in Canada.
- Original creator, Battl3Zilla.

"Damn those Maple Bloods, their always frying their Canadian bacon and it stinks, I mean its not even real bacon"

by 0rphac October 12, 2022

Dirty Maple

One who should get back with there ex
And/or when a couple applies maple syrup as lubricant for inter course

“Man they were so good together they should just pull a dirty maple” or “ We didn’t have anything else so we did a dirty maple, pretty sticky dog”

by Dison fan April 3, 2025

Maple Ridge

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018

Maple-Cinnamon Roll

A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.

Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.

by thiam_trash May 23, 2018

sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018

Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.

My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.

by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021