Specializes in micromanaging, ignoring staff requests, and implementing pointless policies. Often found hiding in their office during rush hours and taking credit for the team's hard work. The main talent lies in creating a stressful work environment while pretending to be indispensable.
Great, our FOH Manager just changed the tip-out policy again without telling anyone—another day in paradise!
by Chapó July 7, 2024
Get the FOH Managermug. by Mayflower Man April 11, 2019
Get the Ex-LETI PR Manager McDeermug. v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.
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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.
Court order or peer pressure?
Court order or peer pressure?
by gnostic3 September 14, 2023
Get the Anger managementmug. A position where you're continuously chasing credit for your stolen efforts , stuck between a sleeping manager and a greedy stakeholder who wants the wheel to keep turning without fueling it .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .
A worker to his supervisor : sir, we have a colleague who can't piss !!
The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .
by Daralam May 26, 2021
Get the Operations Managermug. An antipode of a good specialist.
Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
by atng July 18, 2022
Get the effective managermug. Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.
Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017
Get the documentation managermug. by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017
Get the relationship managermug.