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minuscule

He has a minuscule brain.
by aashee October 4, 2006
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Manus

An anus attached to any manly mans anus that eats real manly meals!
Jim: "I wish I had a Manusaurus Rex like Bob over there."

Bob: "Hello there chaps! would you scoot from the loo so I can take a big manly pooh?"

Jim: No prob bro.

Bob: *tood'OLoOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
by Manboob Ultimate! May 29, 2011
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Manussy

any mans anus the second he gives it up to anal sex.
Gilbert finally gave in to his friend Shawn and now has a manussy.
by opalglassman March 13, 2009
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manuscriptorium

a room set aside for writing manuscripts.
The writer has been in the manuscriptorium for hours.
by uttam maharjan August 18, 2010
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T Minus

The phrase is an exclamation marking the event that the user needs to take a massive dump, often one that is minutes or even less to where shit hits the fan, quite aptly.

It's origin stems from the "T minus ____ seconds/minutes/hours etc.." announced for important events, such as New Year's ball dropping, bombs going off, or in this case a shit-storm.

When T Minus is yelled, followed by a time for more accuracy, it is imperative to get him/her to the nearest restroom or else all hell will break loose, or just their bowels perhaps.
John: "Shiiiiiit, T Minus! That Chipotle definitely ain't sittin' well."
Frank: "DRIVE FASTER MATT! We can make it to that 7-11's bathroom in time!"
Matt: "Man, they're gonna need a new toilet soon."
John: "I... can't breathe.. Frank.. if I don't make it, tell my family how I died.."
Matt: "You're gonna be OK! Stay with us!"
by Gnarsauce April 26, 2010
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marinus

1. To be full of oneself. Conceited.
2. An exaggeration of the length of one's penis or their sexual ability.
He is very marinus, he combs his pubic hair.

He has such a marinus complex.
by joe March 19, 2003
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minus

adj: Something of poor quality. examples of stupidity. Unfashionably dressed. Offensive. Lame.

I was watching an elderly asian man looking at cats. he said he didn't want one for a pet. He said he wanted one to cook. The first thing to come to my mind was " wow. that's really minus."
q: Man! Did you see that asshole run that red light?!

a: yeah, that was really minus.
by Monique Ortiz April 2, 2004
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