maggles

a dirty, senseless, airheaded athlete (often soccer player) who thinks that she is better than any and everything in every way. this may include, but is not limited to academics, looks, athletics, cooking, drinking, dancing, eating the food previously cooked (or food that others cooked). when in fact maggles is inferior to most human beings, and some breeds of dogs.

Anderson: I can't believe I pulled a 93 on that last math test!
Maggles: Yea thats ok... if youre retarded. I got a 110
Anderson: There was no bonus?
Maggles: yea... if you didn't sleep with the professor ;)

by sloandogmillionaire March 22, 2011

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Maggot Slime

It's the stinky jizz that *oozes* out of a nasty hos twot, after her third fuck of the day. You can only hold so much sperm in the tank-till it *oozes out*.

Screw a Millspaugh and wait 5 minutes. watch the flys swarm on it like they have not eaten in days!!

by J.R. Cahoon June 28, 2004

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Maggie

A fat cow with saggy breasts touching the floor. Has no self respect. She has the brain of a bird.

Cheating, fat water buffalo.

Don’t be such a Maggie !

by Someoneuuse2no July 24, 2020

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maggot

a hardcore (sic) slipknot fan

slipknot kicks ass fuck fred durst and stay (sic) all you maggot motherfuckers

i'm maggot cuz i listen to the best fucking band in the world, slipknot and so are all my crazy fuckin friends fuck you if you dont like slipknot and stay (sic) if you do peace to all maggots

by (sic) maggot 666 October 1, 2006

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maggot factory

a dead animal, usually a meat-bearing animal which is high on the food chain, which has lain on the ground long enough for the flies to plant their eggs.

I hit a deer on the way from work three days ago and killed it; if nobody picked it up, it's a big maggot factory by now.

by prairie_looner June 22, 2006

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