Machine Gun Shots

A drinking game in which you line up several shot glasses and drink them all consecutively as fast as humanely possible. The winner is whoever can black out the fastest.

PersonA: "Hell Yea! Let's get this party started. Machine Gun Shots time!"
**lines up a row of shots**
**drinks all shots in a row**
PersonA: "Shit guys, I'm pretty fucked right now."

by fzakaria September 27, 2011

machine gun shits

When you start shitting out turd after turd and it sounds like a machine gun.

Dude, kyle said he had the machine gun shits after he had mexican food last night.

by IM THE ASS MAN! July 10, 2016

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

paradise machine

an inexplicable feeling of ecstasy resulting from a physical or mental triumph.

I don't know how I managed to pass that class but whatever, I'm on the paradise machine now baby.

by Anodomini89 January 23, 2009

Racket machine

Juke box

He was standing with his back against the racket machine.

by klbr August 6, 2009

vending machine journalism

Information gathered from non-traditional reporting sources such as blogs, Facebook, or Twitter postings and presented as bona fide news to support an organization's biased opinions.

"FOX news uses vending machine journalism in their constant attacks against Obama."

by pdobrinen October 17, 2009

Verbal Machinegun

Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.

Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"

Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"

by odeg October 20, 2009