Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020
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Get the Montana mug.Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
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Get the Montana mug.Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
Get the Montana haircut mug.The Montana Cheeseball is the act of draining your yeast infection or other cheese like vaginal discharges into a water balloon, freezing the balloon and using it as a projectile aimed at someone’s face.
That knuckling dragging swamp cunt broke my cheek bone and nose when she hit me with her Montana Cheeseball.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the Montana Cheeseball mug.While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021
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