Montana Moon Blast

Underage sex between consenting people.

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*

by Tailpipefucker June 07, 2019

Bo Montana Media

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Bo Montana Media is fat

by smitty_city6 February 14, 2024

Montana haircut

When you're getting a beej and their meth pipe bowl singes your pubic hair.

Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.

by Nosnah February 21, 2021

montana moonpie

While the old lady is getting it from behind the male pulls out and fills her with cake mix and a fresh egg and proceeds to mix the batter.

Man I cant wait to take old girl to the house and make a montana moonpie!

by Savagelane October 28, 2018

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 19, 2020

hannah montana

a singer who is played by milee syrup

hannah montana is a singer duh

by 2345678987654345678392347871 September 14, 2019

Hannah Montana

that show lady. who sings. yeah her. that was a kool show u know. okie bye.

rat: fuck you

rennie: Hannah Montana

rat:

rennie: big time rush

by solmh August 15, 2018