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Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020
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Montana

Never had a bitch like her that's fo sho. She the baddest biddie out der.
"Bro, Montana is so bad. I want her!"
"Yah bro, I never had a bitch like her in my life!"
by tanaisamfg March 6, 2024
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Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.
Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.
by ayejetski October 19, 2025
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Montana

Fucking mountains, bears, and occaisionally a town. Overall a very nice place to be
“Man i want to go to montana”
Good idea that place rocks”
by Definitely not vipr October 12, 2022
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Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken March 31, 2016
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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
by summiebummie February 24, 2023
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