1) Danger Kitty
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
2) A hot Mom with Great Tits. (Real or Fake)
3) A Cougar that's out with younger female friends.
by Meat Sock February 26, 2009
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Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
Notable for features including, but not limited to:
-seriously wrinkled or damaged skin
-likely obvious cosmetic procedures, some of which may have gone all kinds of wrong (lopsided boob job, too much botox, so on)
-bloated ass that may have the appearance of having sat too long on a gravel driveway
-alternatively, a formerly bloated ass that has gone south, giving the appearance of a fresh dump
-the distinct odor of cheap perfume combined with desperation and self-denial
-wearing clothes 15 years too young and 2-3 sizes too small
Just take a look at the female alumni your average college gameday or your local meat market. Any sad-ass hausfrau on Nip/Tuck will do just as well.
by Knoxville Johnny March 25, 2007
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Steve: "How did last night go with that milf that you are currently enjoying"?
Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
Doug: "Great". "Until I mentioned i would totally do her hot 19 year old daughter, then she turned all milferrigno on me."
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