looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 23, 2022

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness April 23, 2018

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

When I wake up, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you
When I go out, yeah, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
If I get drunk, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you
And if I haver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

When I'm working, yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you
And when the money comes in for the work I do
I'll pass almost every penny on to you
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you
And if I grow old, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I'm lonely, well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you
And when I'm dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about the time when I'm with you
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you
I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

And I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)

by Death Menace October 23, 2022

Mary Miles Hitchcock

My bestfriend..... uhh yeahh..

BEAUTIFUL
AMAZING
FUNNY
LAUGHY
COOL
AWESUMMMM............ i love trying on her moms precious clothes... its so fun!! I am going to miss this girl so much when I leave... :(

MadiLYN: i LOVE MARY MILES HITCHCOCK!!

by Maddie21 November 15, 2011

Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.

She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.

by dabigcalhouna July 13, 2015

Two miles away

That's how far away Beccy the hot single mum is, and she wants you.

BECCY (HOT, SINGLE, HORNY) IS TWO MILES AWAY? CLICK HERE TO KNOW MORE

by TeddyTheMalewife June 12, 2022

Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 17, 2008