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Mike Wazowski 

A Mike Wazowski is when a girl/boy takes a selfie, but only feels as though it is relevant to put the corner of their face in the picture and not their whole face. Usually, only one eye is visible.
Boy 1: Have you seen Shane's new Facebook profile picture?
Boy 2: Yeah dude, he was doing a Mike Wazowski.
Mike Wazowski by Kattii December 29, 2015
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Mike Pence 

(verb) To make someone feel like they shouldn't be left alone with you in a room.
Damn girl, you're Mike Pence-ing me hard right now!
Mike Pence by cinnamoner January 17, 2019

Mike Cox 

Michigan State's 52nd Attorney General. Against same sex marriage.
Mike Cox: not for gay men.
Mike Cox by Rock Hardon May 25, 2006

Mike Richter 

The Best NHL hockey Goalie to ever play the sport. Despite injuries and bad misfortune Mike Richter had more agility and flexablity then any goalie. Most consistant incredible play game in and game out despite that the team in front of him was horrible defensively. Mike Ritcher stood on his head ever time he played. New York Rangers won the cup in 94 because they had a good team, but it was all Mike Richter. If the Rangers would have had just decent teams these past years they would have won more cups with Richter in net.
Save by Richter!!!..
Mike Richter by Dr. Z August 8, 2005

Mike Posner 

A musical artist who believes that many of his love interests are "cooler than" him, mostly because "they wear designer shades, just to hide" their face.

He also uses hardcore techno-esque beats to break up his songs.
Guy 1: I'm just like Mike Posner.

Guy 2: Is your girlfriend ignoring you whilst wearing sunglasses again?
Mike Posner by 4evr Yng July 19, 2010

Mike Sellers 

The current beast Pro Bowl fullback for the Washington Redskins. He started his career at the age of 19 for the CFL.

At 6'3, 285lbs, Sellers has a unique mixture of size, muscle, and skill. He is a lethal blocker and a major power back who tends to run over people rather than around them.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Mike Sellers destroy Kenoy Kennedy yesterday?
Person 2: Hell yeah, Mike Sellers is a beast!
Mike Sellers by Zorn Star June 1, 2009

Mike Woods

It is a term used to describe a BAMF with a giant cock. It is so big some say it can be used as a kick stand. Others say it creeps in their rooms at night to sexually pleasure them.
Have you heard about Tyler yet? Apparently he is like a Mike Woods.
Mike Woods by sgkjhoune124 December 14, 2010