Max

Max is a person that is an absolute cooker. Uses ridiculous sayings too try and finds the smallest thing about a person to bully them about. Max has a special bond with demons

Oi max you cooker stfu before I smash you

by Bryanoffsmokepacket December 9, 2018

Max!

Max is a male name only given to the most gorgeous and perfect who have amazingly stunning good looks and has a giant Godly male reproductive organ and looks like the product of David Hasselhoff and Chuck Norris but no girls will ever have Max for their own awesome and fantastic experience because they are gay

No girl shall have Max!

by Max'sLover March 30, 2017

Max

A tall fat young man who has a passion for noncing on little kids.Presumibly between the age of 40 and 80 and has a small penis.Gets beaten at home and loves a good ram by his homosexual family members.Usually has a sexual relationship with a nonce called Nathan who is usually Scottish.Usually wears nhs quality and stolen specs.Whips around in a double decker bus.

That fat nonce called max.

by Whjkgehvftjbdsbhh December 27, 2018

Max

Your friendly Outdoor Ed TA.

Max made sure no one put the helmet on backwards.

by cadmiumisdangerous October 25, 2018

Max

Max is such a beautiful and intelligent human being. They are gender fluid and just a beautiful outsider to the worl they are loving, caring. And can get a little freaky. The best. Match for a max is a Damien

Max is hot af

by Bbaattmmaann May 8, 2018

Max

massive neek who loves anal only when he’s receiving

Max is a fat cunt, says big steve

by mashallahmak March 25, 2020

Max

To start off it’s a dog name. To finish it kind of is.
The biggest geezer on planet Earth that always tells on you x

Max is such a dog name. Hey, my brothers name is max!!’

by TheButterflyGirl October 27, 2019