lesbo-magnet

a person who is constantly being asked out by lesbian's and/or gays.

diana: that girl keeps making eyes at sharon and biting her lip!
courtney: i think we've got a severe case of lesbo-magnet!
sharon: oh no, not again, i think i'll g hid eout in the bathroom! i hope my spot isn't taken.

by yermoom December 18, 2009

cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.

I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.

by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019

penis magnet

someone who is a magnet for penis.

dude #1: your a fucking penis magnet
dude #2: ;D

by Endless Shadow December 19, 2003

Dick Magnet

A woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like dicks.

Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?

Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.

Jane: What?

Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.

by xSallyx March 29, 2009

magneto

Noun: One who controls metals and/or likes to puncture his own skin. One who scares old ladies

Adjective: Unconventional, daring

"Don't you think you've had enough chrome, Magneto?"

"Why don't you take it easy on that Zinc, Magneto?"

"Magneto can you make me a bicycle out of this old pair of fishing rods?"

"Boy that sure is a magneto way of doing it!"

by Ned Casey September 13, 2008

Magnetic Dicking

A popular action which involves taping magnets to you and your mate's dick, letting them pull towards each other until they're both touching.

Hey, did you hear about how Josh and Carl were magnetic dicking at the party last night? Yeah, it was crazy, I also got an STD from Stacy.

by Paul Cinnamon January 15, 2017

[Dog-magnet]

Someone who is found attractive by people who are considered ugly.

"You are a Dog-magnet"

"Check out that Dog-magnet"

by Jake Mansfield October 10, 2008