Luke 

Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself

Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock

Person 2: but but ... I think

Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die

Person 2: walks off

Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'

Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums

Luke Taylor is a penis cartwheel and I hope he bangs his glass chin on a grimy public toilet seat

Luke by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020

Luke 

He'll break your heart over and over again, so don't be fooled. If you ever find yourself dating a Luke, ask yourself the following questions. 1) Is it worth it? 2) Do I really want to risk a broken heart? 3) WHY IN GODS NAME AM I DATING A BOY NAMED LUKE?!?!?!?

Horse Girl 1: Did you hear that Luke broke up with Jacklyn AGAIN?!
Horse Girl 2: Of course he did, hes a Luke

Luke by SIMPsquirrelsinmypants March 1, 2020

Luke 

Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.

Im a luke

Luke by Saxome April 15, 2020

Luke 

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

Luke by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luke 

a pedophile

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.

Luke by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020

Luke 

A gay bitch

Luke is gay pussy

Luke by Rocket4777 May 13, 2020

Luke 

a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP

Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke

Luke by summerrjanee May 31, 2020