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luke

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

Luke - Quotev

The hottest man ever seen on Quotev.
An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke
by Siconix April 20, 2016
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Luked

1.To get luked can mean several different degrating things. To get punked, slapped or punched in the face, or to get something stolen from your face like a punk.

2.To spend all of your money at the bar, or spend it all on drugs.
1.Damn dude he just luked you for your tips.

2.Damn yo last night i Luked my pay check at the bar.
by sdbigdog November 7, 2007
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LUKE

Luke is a guy who is tired of people coming up to him and saying "Luke, I am your father". They are athletic looking but arent. Luke is someone who struggles to express how he really feels. He often ruins things without thinking about what he is saying/doing and immediately regrets it tries to apologize after but only if hes truly sorry for it. Never tries hard to fit in, its either "you like me or you dont dont really care". Everyone thinks he is cute but he doesn't think so. Although a Luke has many friends he still somehow feels lonely. He'll have one special person in his life who means everything to him and breaks him apart if they no longer want him or when they ignore him which happens often. If that special person leaves his life for good he never finds love again and always misses that one person. It said that he will wait for the rest of his life for that person to come back even if everyone else including him knows that person isnt coming back. He doesn't like meeting or talking to new people. He can get very self conscious about himself and beats himself up over small things. He overthinks situations and finds it hard to show the people he cares about that he is grateful for them. He will stay up all night and listen to your problems but sometimes might fall asleep. If youre lucky enough to be in a serious relationship with a Luke just know that you will never find someone else who loves you as much as he does even if he isn't the best at showing it all the time.
Why is Luke so sad

His girl left him
by Wdarmm February 3, 2022
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luke

v.
to abandon a bottled drink (usually a beer) with a considerable amount of its contents remaining.

origin:
named for a certain UF student who would open a new beer before finishing his old one, because he didn't like drinking the warm beer at the bottom of the bottle.
Dude, who luked this beer?
by The Frugie January 24, 2006
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Lukeing

Having sex fantasies with the person of your dreams or someone random.
Zac Efron: Dude....Im totally like lukeing your super M.I.L.F.
Robert Pattinson:Whut....?

Zac Efron: It's Sex for your mind. It's a fantasy. I like her butt.
by AnonymousPerson001 January 14, 2010
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luke

An autistic pig fucker with a munted shape head
Guy 1"Did you see luke the other day?"
Guy 2 "Yeah he was trying to chase a pig down the street, he had his cock out and all"
by Adolphinhitya May 10, 2017
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Luking

To slap someone across the face with your dick. Normally explained by, 'But it was an accident!' or 'It was only one time!'
Person one: Didn't that girl dump you for luking her?
Person two: But it was only one time!
by Mimi27 July 16, 2011
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